Jack Pascoe
My Anarchist Son
by Jack Pascoe
Make sure that you have fun today whatever you may do
Make sure your boots are polished now, and cover up your features
Say hello to all the neighbours and be nice to your teachers
Right before you burn your high school right down to the ground
And go on a vandalism spree 'til the riot vans come round
Then you can pelt the riot vans with eg...
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Thursday 12th April 2012 9:05 pm
Benefit Scrounger (Working Class Hero)
by Jack Pascoe
As soon as you're born they made you feel small
they gave you a little but you wanted it all
and you were prepared to do nothing at all
A benefit scrounger is something to be
A benefit scrounger is something to be
They enrolled you in school but y...
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Friday 6th April 2012 3:42 pm
A Lifetime in Tesco
by Jack Pascoe
I'll drive down the M4 the opposite way
I'll happily fight with a big pack of wolves
I'll dive head first at some big randy bulls
I'll run around naked in Afghanistan
I'll piss in the hat of a policeman
I'll swing at Joe Pesci with relative ease
I'll even vote Tory if you so please
But whatever the trouble, wha...
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Tuesday 20th March 2012 6:00 pm
FONY 2012
by Jack Pascoe
depicting war and civil unrest in a country far away
It said a man named Kony was the baddest in the land
and U.S troops could stop him with a certain helping hand
I was nearly moved to tears so I sent off all my dough
and shared the link so every one of my Facebook friends would know
I sat there in my house with a smile from ear to ear...
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Sunday 11th March 2012 11:56 am
Skins is Getting Cancelled!!!
by Jack Pascoe
Hip hip hip hooray
Skins is getting cancelled
How we've waited for this day
When youth will not be represented
As a bunch of twats
Who walk around in trendy clothes
And U.V painted hats
They glorified drugs at every chance
But i don't give a damn
'Cause now they're going to bomb the show
Like it was Vietnam
Now they're going to pull the...
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Wednesday 7th March 2012 10:57 pm
Johnny Was A Rudeboy
by Jack Pascoe
Hung around with the scum and all the dope fiends
Johnny was a rudeboy his life was crappy
Some cans and a joint and he was happy
A sweet young man who had massive potential
But never got one academic credential
The boys in his class had the world on a plate
He chose to be an enemy of the state
Johnny was a rudeboy his mates were too
Standing in lin...
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Tuesday 6th March 2012 11:17 pm
Here in Devon
by Jack Pascoe
No one knows your name
when you're stranded in Devon
things aren't quite the same
when you're stranded in Devon
I hear a sound
And start to frown
'Cause my car has broken down
Here in Devon
No one wants to know
If you're s...
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Monday 5th March 2012 3:05 pm
Don't Take Yourself So Serious
by Jack Pascoe
Like everything's a circus, but you're the only clown?
Like everybody got something that you just never got?
Like every track is tainted with a little scheme or plot?
You ever get a sense that we're all just floating round
in concentrated spaces full of colour, light and sound?
Do you think that we're on a rocky road in...
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Thursday 1st March 2012 9:00 pm
Match Day
by Jack Pascoe
it's that time of week again.
Put the short skirts on the women
get the team shirts on the men.
Get the barrels filled with beer
and put your gumshields in.
Pack the bars and tip the cars
the match will soon begin.
Raise the horns and burst the drums
that lay within our ears.
Unite us all with ludicrous folk
and rid us of our fears.
Down a yard and run...
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Tuesday 21st February 2012 6:43 pm
Don't Fuck with Dickens
by Jack Pascoe
Well once upon a time about a hundred years ago
There lived a bearded writer who was rather good y’know
His given name was Dickens he weren’t half a clever sod
But some considered his subject matter to be rather odd
He lived within the slime and grime of dirty London town
And taking in surroundings he...
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Wednesday 15th February 2012 6:30 pm
Down by the River
by Jack Pascoe
A half cut Rasta beating on a tin can
A slithering rhythm that crashed with the waves
I danced with the suits and the kings and the slaves
The bass line was rising, then sunk like a ship
The movement was grooving all down the strip
Girls on my mind and speed in my shoes
The tide was turning and I couldn’t refuse.
I was down on the rive...
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Saturday 4th February 2012 7:22 pm
The Cock and Bulldog Inn (new and improved)
by Jack Pascoe
On this frankly fearsome night
There’s a broken umbrella in my hand
And raindrops in my sight
When down the road I happen to spot
A partly polished light
And below it oh Jesus two pissed up geezers
Having one hell of a fight
One is caught right in the jaw
Wonderfully he hit’s the floor
The other one goes where he was before
Inside this...
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Friday 3rd February 2012 1:33 pm
Make the World Your Ashtray
by Jack Pascoe
that you may be as boundless as a young man in his prime,
that you may be at one with nature beautifully sublime.
Make the world your ashtray, and never stand in line.
There are so many mere mortals and a certain little few
are full of ego-lead authority telling you what to do
and acting on a big idea that isn't quite distinct,
but da...
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Monday 30th January 2012 11:23 pm
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