Pissed

Wake up in the morning

dog shit in the mouth

the truth is slowly dawning

your manners went all south

started as a snifter

just to calm the day

now your brain is in a twister

who took your clothes away ?

they looked nice in the boozer

a few drinks faded their edges

now your next to a battle cruiser

smoking Benson and Hedges

the panic sets in now

how can you do a runner

more of a bull than a cow

a battleship complete with gunner

why do we drink too much

when only one was the plan

then we end up next to ‘Butch’

not sure if it’s a woman or a man

why do we have a drink

it only causes trouble

mind is fuzzed, cant think

and she looks like ‘Barney Rubble’ !!