WOW! My dad used to work for the BBC in the special effects dept and he WAS the flea circus! He designed it, made it and was crouched under it pulling tiny strings etc.. I have Michael Bentine's autograph. And my dad did lots of stuff for Spike Milligan too (Q5 etc) Sorry for blowing my dad's trumpet, but he was great.

They're totally beguiling!I can see a musical/book... I can see videos! Tone and subject are so perfectly matched. They're marvels.

I'm in the next one? That's very worrying, not to mention quite mystifying.... unless it's about a bearded lady, and I shall be very upset if it is!
Cx

Tis me self not more than a week ago.... got bought a razor 4 xmas....


Got to take me ID into the pub.... grief eh... once ya got it ya never lose it.... by the way I'm strugglin to get a sound bite on !.25 meg... will this be the case.???

Yer Beautiful boy Gus

The quote from your headmaster cracked me up.

Youtube clip reminds me of the gritty urban poetry of jacqui smallridge.

The expressionism of contemporary performance poetry interests me, give it to em Paul !

Meant to say, did you used to like Edgar Broughton Band- Out Demons Out - you must have!

Hey Paul, came here to look for and have another look at that great new surreal video/poem you put on the site recently.

Any direction to it would be appreciated.

P.S

Any chance of performing Last train to Shitsville at the Tudor?

Would love to see the train....if a backing tape could be done that would be even better.

If not possible- not to worry.

Chris

Hello Paul - I am iced, if not snowed, up here, on the top of a hill a mile out of the village and there was a ring on my doorbell! Was it my longed-for coalman with my even more longed-for coal? Was it a friend come to see if I'd run out of comestibles? Was it a poor stranger fallen in the snow in need of help? No, it was two blimmin' WatchTower salesman! Now, if you still had the wonderful video for the Exorsist on here I might have asked them in and corrupted them with it. But, sadly, I had to let them go on their righteous way. So you see how you've ruined my day yet again! ;-)

Where's the Exorsist gone?????????????????? I wanted to hear it again, I told my son to find it on the bloggs, but it's gone! Has god taken it away? Please put it back or my head will start spinning round. I can hear it but I can't see it. Woe is me!

I love My Friend Comes From Manchester, you are cool.

I've just become your 6000th visitor Paul, you some popular bastard! Just listened to the Exorcist again, brill. Rock poetry rivals rap poetry, not enough of it about. Rock on Tommy.

Hi Paul,

Thankyou Paul, Francine and Janet for your replies in the haiku form. Paul - Can you actually buy nicotine free cigarettes? I'm not sure. If you can then, yes they would certainly fall into the right category here.

Cheers, (and not with Bavaria Regular) Winston x

Hello Paul, i would like to say thankyou for your assistance with my profile photo. I like a man with a sense of humour. Suzy.

thanks for all the support you have given me and fellow students re events coverage and promotion on this site. Much valued

Love how you qualify your poem 'The Mind Reader' as 'Wonderful'... sounds like me ; )

I can appreciate that. If you haven't already read any Jorge Luis Borges though, I would definitely recommend him.

Hi Paul,
Great new profile, but you'll have to do more than make me laugh to get my hard earned cash. ha ha.

love Janet.xx