I'm on the show as a competitor next Monday evening at 6:30pm. The premise of the show is to think of something unworkable and then insist it's an absolute stroke of genius, although you (and everyone else) know that it's total rhubarb. The ideas I used were offshoots of poems.... The guest genius is the redoutable Simon Munnery.

I`ll be tuned in Moxy. You are a genius with word play, it will be a master class performance.

Get thee to a munnery

You are a genius Moxy - It's official!
Congrats, just heard the show!
KP

Congratulations Moxy. You are the Trophy Genius.
I can almost imagine the type of Dyson, that will now be in research and development, after your amazing revelation. Get thee down to the Patent Office forth with,you could be on a winner.

Thank you so much for listening! It was a lark, wasn't it? Crickey, I was really in my element -- being silly, having fun! It's a great programme to be on -- if you can think of a ridiculous idea (and frankly, who can'?), send it to Dave Gorman's Ideas of Genius show by clicking the leads on the BBC website.