I don't know if anyones interested but my performance from Sundays festival in Hebden Bridge can now be heard at
http://www.hebdenbridgeradio.org/artist/woyd_2007.html let me know what you think and yes, I'll be cringing under the table!
All the best
Cayn

Hi Cayn
Sounded like a tough, sober audience and you with a hangover too - when was it recorded - in the morning?

Hi, I was on at about 12:15 so lunch timeish, it was a bit of a nightmare to get through but I think I managed it!

That's terrific Cayne! You have real rapport with your audience -- and a wonderfully warm and charming delivery. It's great to hear you read the poems I've read on WOL -- the intonation and stress make for a sparkling set. Fantastic!

Well done Cayn. That was great.

"does one want one" was my favourite line.

You should never fear performing sober again, you had great connection with the audience.

I liked the image of Ronald MacDoanld as a cannibal. Actually they don't get sued because they are too rich, but they do sue others. Gladly I think they make prats of themselves when they do that:

McFarcical

Grinding cattle into dollars,
you are clinical Mechanicy.
Until challenged by the rumblings,
of a juvenile McAnarchy.

Ten million bucks you squandered,
on gumshoes, wigs and corpo-speak.
To try and crush the rantings,
of a tiny, voiceless eco-freak.

For god's sake mad McCapital,
why are you so irrational?
When tasteless mush
makes millions from McMugs.

Be satisfied, your plasticky,
McMangled meat is masticky
enough to bring in kids,
no matter what.

Those poor, but bold, polticos,
stuck their fingers up your nose,
and legal win was hollow
in extreme.

2 members of London Greenpeace lost a libel action brought against them by MacDonalds, but they had the moral victory and cost MuckyD a fortune.

Hi all,
Cheers for all the kind words, it was a decent day from what I can remember and there was some other really decent acts on as well.
Hopefully I'll be doing it all again next year, but I'll try and go on later!

Yeah, McDonalds can't come out of a courtroom without looking bad, thats the beauty of it!

Hi Cayn,
Loved the sound bite - You've got a very strange accent for a yorkshire man? (which I always assumed you were)
Is it a South West accent - I love the one about the queen, well done for going on Sober - very brave!

Much love
Magi
xx

Hi Maggie,
I'm definatly from Yorkshire I actually now live a minutes walk from the maisonette in which I was born in.
I can't explain the accent to be honest, as I've lived here all my live, guess it'll be forever a mystery lol!

Hi Sweetness,
Is it just me who thinks you've got a dodgy accent or do you get it a lot?
Magi
xxx

Ker-umbs! Couldn't you have worded that any differently!?!
I used to get bullied a lot about it when I was younger (still do from time to time) and it knocked my confidence a lot, so yeah other people noticed it too!

Sorry babe, I meant dodgy for the area you live in - not dodgy sounding.
I happen to think the South west accent (which yours sounds a lot like) is one of the sexiest accents on the planet!
Well you can stick your tongue out at your bullies now - because you get to tantalise and tease with your inflections and tones.
Hun I have a propa (as they say ) lancashire accent - though I'm often accused of being a Scot, on the phone particurlarly by Scots - hey ho sorry to upset your sensibilities!
xxx

Lol, don't worry no offence caused.
I normally end up talking in a dodgy geordie accent from time to time, but thats normally after about 6 pints or so lol!

Glad to hear it sweet - I was worried especially as I was threatening to beat you up with a giant cotton bud in my last post.
Never be ashamed of who you are, where you come from and what makes you different.
Much love and laughter to you darling.
Magi

Hold on...you threatened to beat me up!?
Oo-er!! I best hire a body guard, them cotton buds can be dangerous!

Yep honey - especially if you take one in the nose, and you wouldn't want to go to hospital and be 'a victim of the Nhs' now would you.boom boom.
xxx

You can now hear more live recordings of everyones favourite drunken ginger poet here: http://www.mylivespace.org.uk/index.php?module=photoalbum&PHPWS_Album_op=view&PHPWS_Album_id=15

hey hey hey well done evryone's favourite drunken ginger poet.

Good stuff - I like the new ones - especially clubbin seals very funny and drunken again.

Well done Snookums.

xxxxxx

Glorious! Thoroughly enjoyed listening to these, Cayne! They're delivered with verve and a sparkling sense of fun and mischief and punkness.

Cheers for the kind words, some gigs I do which get recorded are good while some are bad, I'm hoping to put the whole lot onto cd though for future reference!

Hello my Snookums,

What are you going to call the CD? You could do a parody of one of your favourite bands bendy big toes.lol

I expect a signed copy!

xxxx

The working title is "Drunk and Incapable" should be fun

Not DUNK and Incapable?

Or PUNK and Incapacitated?

they'll be the titles of the sequels!