Anybody fancy a go at a cinquain?
It's basically this:

2 syllables
4 syllables
6 syllables
8 syllables
2 syllables

Have a go at another kind of Japanese poetry, it goes something like

3 syllables
5 syllables
3 syllables

Here's an example
One, six, three
two, seven, ten, four
five, eight, nine

Apparently it's called...............







.............. Sudoku

Ha Ha!

Have a got at a choochootrain

Go to station.
Purchase ticket.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Board.
Crammed.
Ten stops.One in a wilderness.
Wait.
Child frequently screaming among ring tones.
Strange smell around kiosk lavatory.
Press illuminated disc.
Antiboard.
Return to world
Crumpled.

Slim neck
Twisted slowly
Firm hand, modest pressure
Tongue on lips, anticipating
Whoosh,whoosh!

ooh err where did that come from?

(that may be a whoosh too many, I've forgotten the rules)

Shut up
No I will not
Oh yes you f*!@king will
Oh no I f*!@king will not shut.....
Shut up