Sex with strangers

Sex with strangers can have many dangers
It can leave you broken it can leave you sore
Sex with strangers has many dangers
That's why I don't do it no more

And though sex isn't boring you still end up snoring
As your passionate feelings they all start to wane
So I tell you my friends it's best to abstain
Though then you risk that filthy sex on the brain

And it may sound corny but you'll end up horny
As your frustrations they build up to pain
Then in a trice you will ignore my advice
And have some frantic sex with strangers again

And as you very well know...
Sex with strangers can have many dangers
It can damage your body it can do you wrong
So come on phone me, get to know me
Then we can have dirty sex all night long

Sex is only dirty
if you got clean sheets
sex is only dirty
when the meet and greets
are dressed in the pleats of pleasantries
and pouting lips
only sexual
if you are intellectual enough
to consciously block
the sirens intention
and the invention of the rubber wand
is way beyond comprehension
of the animal masses
they just use it
no one cares for its gyroscope
they just hope its never discovered
in bedside tables
reckless action
clean sex
on mucky sheets
it all depends what you compare it to
and dirty diseases
and the uninvited guests
they perpetually knock
and they post themselves
and you open them
and say yes
please
disease
yes please
its worth the risk
its worth the brisk flick
of a wrist
an orgasmic list
to the side
as you ride reverse
double anal rodeo
you filthy bugger
the pull and appeal
the striptease reveal
in filth

"she knocked me up with a right good un"

a ghonorific trip tiffic red rash
rasher lip
cold sore tip
skinny dip
lick
at the roadside
raw my hide
spanked
red whilst we did it
mucky like
all mucky like
covered in mud and the excrement
and the pot ash and cement
all mucky like
all disease ridden like
all traffic light change
bi sexual deranged
you dirty canal
bugger
you shirt tugger
city sicken fuck lover
you swingin handbag samsonite
lugger
neither one or the other
swing out snooker ball
inserter
pop out Thai temptress
lady boy cover up
deserter
filthy disease
sexy is only dirty on clean sheets