These are extracts from a poem I'm working on. Set to guitar music... what do you think?


I want to my you chortle, but I just don't have it in me... I only advise on the stock exchange... don't invest in exit signs, they're on the way out.


I want to make you giggle, but I'm just not funny... I can only reflect on historical events... what was the last thing that went through Hitlers head as he shot himself... probably shouldn't have invaded russia!

Hi Christopher,
I like the joke about exits but don't really get the joke about Hitler?

I wasn't sure if this was a genuine post or a wind up?