Bam Booh! Bam Booh!

Shoots sleeves, eats sleeves, and leaves the bits of sleeves that were a little under arm. No tip for the Soux chef, no rest for the whittled.

Bamboozled

Bamboo Paterson, Banjo's percussion player?

Jumbucking beat.

A sheep by another name would smell of sheep.

What's Moxy? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!

The Casimir force consists in the attraction between a pair of neutral, parallel conducting plates placed in the vacuum. Quite enough force to smell fragrant.

A Moxy is a Mixy beast
A boast, a twist, a neural feast
A flame, a flume, a smooth, a creased
An avalanche, and then a piste.

My Sunday name is 'Lavinia' which has no known meaning, although I did marry a Caesar which meant a lavish lifestyle and plenty hot baths. Also, to return to Shakespeare, Lavinia was the daughter of Titus Andronicus. Say no more.

Malcolm gets a bit of a tough storyline from Ol' Shakes, too. We should complain.

Hi, Joe. Yes, I'd heard about the Polish king Caz: I guess being dead forced their hand about burying him. And the aquatic link is rather lovely -- never knew a Moxy had created such wonders. I suppose if I was 'Mozzie' I would have an aquatic link for part of my life cycle. Same if I was Mossy. Well, a damp environs, anyway.

Write. Well I am off to Cracow tomorrow (and I am dead at the time) so I will cheque the Moxy monarch out while I am there.

Intelligent, cheerful, obstinate. Makes a capable wife.

Ha Ha Ha.

Much too risky. Better a Monday name.

Wasn't it Tightarse Androknickers who cornered Lavinia. More fool him. He should have had six pomegranate seeds instead.

I am missing the panda.

Panda with a Sander -- the new bamboo buffing service from Frank Sinatra-Sartre. Panda Says 'Have fun in Cracow! Visit the past and buy a present for the future!'

Have you had a gander at the panda up the oleander,its grander than a salamander.

I shoved that panda in the pomander but set him free when he offered me a backhander. He's now working as a luggage handler.

I bet he's at Liverpool airport and he will nick my case when I get there in a couple of hours.