Letter to a Psychic

Dear Claire Voyant,

I am writing to you with regards to a visit my wife and I made to your establishment. We were the couple that were very sceptical and treated it as a joke, but things change.

The prediction you gave stated that we would end up on some top named show where we would meet the actor Russell Crow. We have always enjoyed chat shows and felt confident your prediction would come through. The next day we were talking about it, as we sat in a waiting room in our hospital for my test results.

Your prediction was correct I was going to see Parkinson, the disease not the show. I still had my special guest, no not Russell, Dr Clouseau. I feel I aught to complain to Blackpool Council re your prediction as the joke is now on me. Are your tarot cards not a full deck? Has your crystal ball bounced one to many times?

But in reality I would like to thank you, as I had been unemployed for some time. Since our visit I have managed to get a few jobs. My present vocation is as a ‘Cocktail Shaker’. This has become easy money and has enabled me to buy out my previous employer. This tremor of mine has been an absolute godsend. This traumatic turn of events is, I think, beyond any medium.

Inadvertently you gave me a key, a key that has opened a bright and colourful future for me. I have my pot of gold from to the end of the rainbow. Once again thank you.

Yours sincerely,

Roy Gbiv