Scratchin ur balls because fanny called
you shoulda thrown a hood on
riding bare back’s bad for jack
youve caught a gud’un

an STI to you an i
sexually transmitted infections
after the rod an the cream an your jap’s eye’s clean
you wish you wore protection

Its no longer any holes a goal
im keepin my tool clean
after the umbrella you change ur attitude fella
you dunno where that birds been

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