'Gemma O'Neill at the Old Boar's Head, Middleton June 2008 '

Oh dear that is erotic. I have come over all unnecessary. Hope that the old whore's bed was good this evening. Sorry I couldn't be there. Ou est le chien?

Dogged determination

Are you kidding? I look like I'm about to throw up all over the mic, it's a bloody awful picture of me!

Ma chien est dans son panier.

Come and puke on me in Bordeaux. Isn't it time we went?

Un image do vos chien s'il vous plait.

'Puke' is a breed of dog, isn't it? Bred by dog-breeding binge drinkers. Same colour as pavement smatterings. Kind of brindled in a take-away type of way.

And Gemma, you have Barkley McWoofwoof in your panier? Aren't those the hip extending couture draperies worn by the likes of Marie Antoinette? Is your dog now extending your hips sideways as a fashion statement? Oh that is very nouvelle!

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Voici ma chien.