Who the hell do you think you are?
Just because you own that car.
Four wheel drive and satellite navigation
You think you can defy a nation.
There are rules mate
That you have to obey,
Each and every Blumming day.
Number one ,We drive on the left
Left right the road is cleft.
So keep to your side,
I cannot abide
Anyone who thinks he owns the road.
Go home and read the highway code.
You arrogant well heeled road hog
Have you slipped a brain cog.
Have you no regard for others on the road
You fat overblown toad.
I have seen you driving talking on your phone
Animated full of testosterone.
With one hand on the wheel
Chatting away you imbecile.
Apart from that you’ll kill
Any one you hit with that kangaroo grill.
Your in England not the Australian out back
Driving to who knows where on a dirt track.
Slow down read the signs
Before you become headlines.

This guy really got my goat so I really had to off load, sorry.
Val

What about.....
Slow down and read the signs
Before you make us both headlines

just a thought

Thanks Dafie you are spot on.

Oh and now you've immortalised the bastard in a poem! Bad drivers beware. I can feel the anger: spot on, Val.