There are four squirrels feeding in my garden this morning. Overnight, the hedgehog cleared her dish. Seven frogs were visible in the pond at 6:37 am. Two zombies appear to be stuck in next door's garden. Unable to shin the larch-slat fence they simply collide with it till they bounce back on a tangent that allows them to clear it -- at least momentarily. A UFO has emitted one of those suction beams and hoovered up my two ex-battery hens along with my neighbours who were gathered round their flagpole wondering who had drawn a moustache on every single one of their plants.

Hey are they red or grey squzzies?
Any Newts?
The hogs can hoover up food, dunno about the youfoes!

I raised a colonoy of greater crested, doin well.
65+ frogs in the pond
a hard winter did not help though, do they ever?

keep it oddie styleeeee! hatta

Purple and dayglo orange squirrels, actually. I sprayed them with edible cake shimmer. Whilst they were in shock I administered a series of botox injections which have successfully immobilised them. They're arranged into a tableau vivant depicting The Poet's Victory Over Modern Agricultural Practice. The frogs now have crests thanks to being able to punch a hole in some pringles big enough to slot their heads through.
I've thought about hogs, but decided to cut off chunks of skyline and fasten them with washing line to the zombies instead

I think I might enrol...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/7584331/UFO-studies-should-be-legitimate-university-subject-claims-American-professor.html

Grey squirrels are american - you can tell that by their nylon stockings and the way they pronounce 'tomato'.
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