Desperately want to please? Sign up here for the necessary adjustments. Please state which option you are applying for. All applications considered without mockery.
I must add that the only changes offered are those listed below:
1) Absolute receptivity to comment
2) Exceptional tolerance to banter, whether said banter be vicious, derogatory, prejudiced or idiotic
3) Accommodation and acceptance of insult disguised as critique or review
4)And the absolute opposite of everything listed above

Candidates will only be succesful if they are quite happy with themselves but have been told that that's not good enough for their poet friends and associates.

R Ey!

Count me in, Miss Moxy Lad.

All categories. Natch.

I suggest we meet in my local, the Sophistry Arms.

X

Oh wow moxy,
does that mean i can just be me and not be slaughtered and misjudged for it?
When i misunderstand the intention behind critique and comment, am i allowed to answer back in the same vein as all critique and comment is portrayed or the way it's perceived as being meant?
Does that mean i can ask questions too?

If the answer to all the above is yes then count me in too!

Janet.x

Hello Ms Regan and Mr Ramsden:
Yes, Janet, everything as you described can be yours in toto and for all time upon receipt of this comment. Ms Regan, I never meet in pubs. They're clogged with poets poeting and there's the chance of being exposed to passive poetry. To be honest, the banter acts like a sudden alteration in temperature during the incubation of crocodile eggs, causing a rapid sex change. Besides, there are random attempts to extract an entry fee and to admit all-comers free. If I drift within one mile of a poet infested pub I come out in repeat choruses.