Why are poets stereotyped?
Are poets stereotyped?
Because all poets are stereotypes. Without exception. There I've said it.

Dear Sir,
I object most profoundly with the pantomiming of your fundements. There is not an ounce of peculiarities in your particular onion basket or will there ever be. Further,
I remain yours in obeyance
A. Normal

I suppose Arthur Normal is better than none?
JJ

Stereotyping, isn't that two people at either end of the same keyboard, possibly working on seperate documents?
Steredent-typing, isn't that allowing the keys of a submerged keyboard to be randomly pressed by bubbles of gas whilst a shoal of dentures attempt dictation? And, of course, it's product placement.
Stereotipping, isn't that two hefty luggers fly-tipping unwanted semidetached conjoined houses on a rural embankment under a hedge in a binbag?
Stereo-ping, isn't that Jungian synchronicity acted out by 2 microwaves, each containing antithetical foodstuffs?
Steertopping, isn't this an architectural ceremony whereby a new building is topped by a bovine filial? Or when a small housing scheme is built on the back of a stampede?
Stereotyping, isn't that a new range of absinthe-coloured corduroy-based clothes for the intra-gender aspirational versifier, complete with buttons that, when pushed, catapult a facsimile antique typewriter letter on its staggered metal spoke, boing, onto the cloth. Its quality inked head will deposit a smudge-free letter visible up to five metres, and in a choice of 20th century fonts?
Stereotyping, isn't that when generalisations turn bad?
Ta ta, me loves. Make the most of Monday.