good stuff.

Hey Cayn, I never saw you in there.

I went in and asked the girl behind the counter

"Hi, good afternoon"

"Good afternoon sir" she says

"Is this a sex shop?" I ask

"errr Yes...." is the reply

"Ill have five quids worth then"


sorry Cayn! could not resist.

anyways, enjoyed the poem.

Would like to have a go performing it, max credit to the Cayn

I like

"I was out looking for M&S but instead I've found S&M"

Nice one Cayn.

Oh my this is funny, I was blushing while reading it. Ill say no more. great poem !