Biography
Easily-irked, northwestern stand-up poet and nonsense-peddler. Hammer and Tongue national slam finalist; John Cooper Clarke competition winner; Didsbury Arts Festival twitter fiction runner-up; Featured performances at Glastonbury Festival, Chorlton Arts Festival, Jawdance, Bang Said The Gun!, Express Excess, Words v Music, Dead Good Poets Society.
Samples
Austerity Measures Half a breadcrumb each, no more! Slice that salmon thinner! That's the last time we go round to Jesus's for dinner.
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Blog entries by Ralph Swift
There Are No Words? (13/01/2016)
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