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Billy's Problem (LMS)

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Billy's Problem

(Originally seen in the Like-Minders Theme Park 'Propper Spelling School')

 

Billy's with us here today

Troubled with a plight

He doesn't quite know what to say

Does he bite or byte ?

 

When his tongue and teeth connect

(Cos teeth not lined up right)

Does he say “shit!, ouch, I bite”

Or “shit! and ouch, I byte ?”

 

 

It doesn't matter Billy. Shit, ouch I byte is fine.

Shakespeare spelt the same word in different ways

for no apparent reason

 

Don Matthews December 2019

 

 

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Don Matthews

Tue 10th Mar 2020 07:23

Do you are already
Joined in LMS
You've seen the Propper Spelling School
Helps reduce your stress

Riding on the Coaster does
Help reduce one's stress
Visiting attractions
While in LMS

?

Do.RoThy

Tue 10th Mar 2020 06:50

Hehehe?

Can v join???

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Don Matthews

Tue 10th Mar 2020 06:46

If you would like to join LMS and visit the many attractions in the Theme Park (including the 'Propper Spelling School) please contact the writer

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