She was slim and smart with plenty of charm,

Chatty and friendly ,confident and calm.

She'd come to see me to plant a seed,

By the end of our meeting I  was her dog on a lead.

She crossed her legs and was a bit of a flirt,

She did it with her eyes and a very short skirt.

 

She signed me up for a caravan and a car,

No swear words,no smoke from a cigar,

No footie talk or offer of a drink,

A little bit of flirt was her success I think.