Claire went to see her mid-wife,

A pregnancy diagnosis was to change her life.

"Oh no,I'm destined to have two,

My husband is a sailor ,what can I do?

Sam has been away for a year at sea,

How could expecting twins ever happen to me?" 

"That which has happened to you is rare,

You have obviously had an affair!!"

"I slept with a man who had a grudge against Sam,

And he had it in for him,so sorry I am."