Gillian – no relation –

The nation was Browned off

Until homely-you homed in.

You sent him reeling -

Now we know the real Gordon.

His line was unacceptable.

The Gaffer seems accident prone,

Flat on his face again,

Eating grumble pie

And media source.

Though momentarily thrown,

He still aspires to one. 

C.A.D. 

Notes:  This purported Carol Ann Duffy poem, said to have been found in a taxi, written on a haggis wrapper, is believed to be her ‘take’ on the Gordon Brown – Gillian Duffy meeting (28^thApril 2010).