Looking Down At Your Shoes
Looking down at your shoes
Looking down at your shoes
I smell a rat when I see you
Looking down at your shoes
First there was wayward Madeleine
You fell for those big sheep's eyes
Followed by her twin sister Hattie
Notorious for her cakes and pies
After Jennifer and Lana and Teri
Your eyes were glued to your loafers
You seem to spend all your time
Entwined on other girls' sofas
Footwear comes in many forms
You have a fetish for brogues
Once I adored their rugged form
Now they're worn by rogues
Looking down at your shoes
Looking down at your shoes
I smell a rat when I see you
Looking down at your shoes
Guilt announces its presence
Its symptoms are ubiquitous
Shoes betray any straying hound
Whose bahviour is iniquitous
Looking down at your shoes
Looking down at your shoes
I smell a rat when I see you
Looking down at your shoes
