I saw a thin bloke in the street

Beating a girl pushing a pram

Her wrist was in plaster.

He went limp when I grabbed him

And hopped it so

I took her across the road to a pub to recover where

A woman with ginger hair helped,

A former social worker,

After the pram wheeled away we had a drink and

Agreed to meet.

Its been six months now and being on tablets

She has moods when she thumps me

Just like that thin bloke and the pram girl