Low Sugar
Despite a host of technicals and
Crystal clear instructions somehow
They've sent low salt
Corned beef, low sugar ketchup
Even gluten-free bread now the
Balance of power has shifted
They send what they want.
Its a stock controllers dream;
Stuff near its sell-by date
Slow lines
Tuna in spring water not stuffed anchovies.
I suspect a degree of perversity
They know there's no redress for
Marching in-store to give them a rocket is out
Obviously
Though funnily enough the curried beans and
Vegetarian ice-cream proved
Quite tasty and anyway
By the time you've fumed the stuff's been eaten and
You've got it out of your system