I never knew there were so many

Professors there they go again

Pontificating like regular

Mahatmas but some

(I dont say all) are hardly

Paragons or even that clever, one I

Knew researched female

Post-grads while

Plagiarism and skiving not to

Mention internecine warfare are not

Unknown in the more elevated reaches of

Academe so, while watching the latest

TV virus guru

Ventilating his or her opinions dont hold your

Breath, instead bear in mind

What's even worse, they've just been

Rusticated en masse by a

Visiting lecturer