The single white male in public
Feels naked without his Internet

He looks around for an army
Among people of all shapes and sizes

Someone yells “Hey”
Hoping it’s for him

He’d settle for a conversation
With someone he feels beneath him

The single white male in public
Ashamed of what his couch has done to him

Fights his inner voices 
Doubting he’ll try this again

Goes home to advertisements
For a healthy lifestyle