Fuck  Cunt

 

In yonder days of old when the dinosaurs did roam

A lustful circus monster tossed up a mucus foam

An audience stood laughing, the creature showed no fear

It kept on at its business ‘til the ejaculate was clear

 

The angry mob then settled, the nervous folk dispersed

They thought the monster beaten, they thought his bag had burst

But the creature had not finished, it pulled out a bigger worm

And with a frantic tugging it drowned them all in sperm

 

The lion prowled in hunger, the jackal lurked without

The antelope, it wandered, its mind assailed by doubts

The eagle flew in glory, the hawk in sullen waiting

The vulture shifted madly, it wore the mask of Satan

 

The robin with its red breast, the raven cloaked in black

They eyed the juicy mollusc, they jumped upon its back

And thrust into its openings as fiercely as they could

Its front it filled with semen, its back it filled with blood

 

And when they both had finished, the mollusc crawled away

And wrote within his diary it had been a dismal day

The maiden lay a sleeping, her body warm and tender

It was that of a female, indeed that was her gender

 

The evil one did spy her as she did softly doze

He pulled out his red hanky and blew more than his nose

The fair maiden kept on dreaming of beauteous wonders hence

Whilst Satan eyed her lustily, his nerves becoming tense

 

He pulled out his stiff penis and hoped she would not wake

As he pounded on it madly until he’d formed a lake

And so it was the maiden who awoke from her dreaming

To find herself now covered in the devil’s able semen

 

My beautiful woman has well fourth come and now surely must honour our truce

But she don’t wanna feel the weight of all my unspilt juice

She knows that heaven is waiting without any smack on the bum

But she’s given up on all her hope like that sitcom bitch, Mrs. Slow Come

 

That infantile pussy’s deserted and her American dream’s collapsed

Her world’s leaders whine without spirit since their USeless Anus prolapsed

As her selfish robot dick Dork In’s explained, God’s a fucking Delusion of man

But she digs the agnostic denial of knowledge coming out of that Morrison’s Van

 

We all do know what enlightenment is: it’s forgiving the daring accuser

The one who smelt the evidence left by the self-abuser

I think you all know what I’m saying when you honestly jive with my twist

We all have to deal with the wrath of our own fucking fist

 

Heed the words of Elbow, the janitor, a messiah for those not too fussy

Know it in your mind, be it in your body: hound dog is gonna eat that pussy

And your dick can fuck rubber Johnny!  Is there really any need for that?

Just explode like a spunky firework in her foaming twat ♥