Objectionable
I dreamt I was a brand
People sprayed me, ate me
Recommended me
To their friends
There was some controversy
About how healthy I was
But the marketing department
Told me this was an advantage
And I went everywhere
On both sides of the conflict
I left a good impression
I didn’t need product placement
One day things turned
And I was denounced
I plunged and
Took a job in accounting
I waited patiently
until I was
re-appropriated
by the young rebels
It felt humiliating
but necessary