Crisp, green organic vegetable

will furnish you with minerals

and crunchy orange carotene

keeps heart attacks at bay.

I love to watch you eat them

with those pearly teeth so perfect,

as I dribble with my fatty pork

and chew the greasy lamb.

Clean air is so essential as

you pump those lungs with exercise

and banish foul cholesterol

from clogging your fresh veins.

Now pass my fags and turn your head.

Regard the world outside.

While I dig my grave with pleasure

and reject the pure way.