A flat joke
Tara was woken up by loud raps on her knocker,
Ben had been hurt at work,he was a Liverpool docker .
She arrived at the hospital in a flurry,
He was precious to her,she was full of worry.
She asked the receptionist which ward she would find poor Ben,
"Ah yes,he was flattened by a steam roller,he's in ward 8,9. and 10."