My Internet Lamp Purchase

 

I just bought this lamp on the internet

The firm sounded good (great website)

The reviews they were good (plenty of them)

So thought I gotta have one, too right

 

I gave them my online bank details

(Hundred bucks) which did seem a bit rich

But the site got good writeups, seemed reputable

So I thought looks OK, be no hitch

 

 

You're wondering what the lamp was?

 

A covid-curing lamp. You lie on the floor and balance it on your stomach. It emits an eerie yellow glow which flows over you. The instructions say covid bugs don't like the eerie yellow glow and stay away.

 

I seem to keep getting hot flushes and coughing fits. I think I've been had.

 

Don Matthews

May 2020