Steve was on the phone to his wife,

"I have just had the worst experience of my life,

Sonia has just taken me to health care,

She pushed me there in a wheel chair.

I was leaving work and was hit by a van,

The driver was drunk and away from the scene he ran.

The police pursued the driver but all was in vain,

I am in hospital waiting for a scan on my brain."

 

"I have three broken ribs and a damaged knee,

They think my nose is broken,we'll have to wait and see."

The wife's response you'll find hard to believe,

"Who the hell is Sonia,tell me the truth Steve ?"