A shoplifting trick
Two teenagers into a sweet shop did go,
Into one of their pockets three chocolate bars go.
The thief leaves the shop and gloates about what he has done.
"You go in next,"he says to his mate,"let's have some fun !"
His mate goes in and blatantly scoffs three chocolate bars quick,
And says to the shopkeeper watching,"Would you like to see my trick ?
Look in my mate's pocket and three bars you will see,"
The shop keeper was amazed,let's him have the bars he had eaten for free.