Jack sold a donkey to his friend Fred,

He delivered the donkey but sadly it was dead.

Fred thought,"Oh no I'm a hundred quid worse off !"

Then he said,"Great   I think I'll raffle him off."

"You can't raffle a dead donkey ,that's wrong Fred !"

"Sure I can I won't tell them he's dead."

 

All went well ,he sold 500 tickets at 2 quid apiece,

And made 898 quid profit from a donkey that was deceased.

"Didn't anyone complain ,"said Jack.

"Just the guy who won,so I gave him his money back."