A rush to his funeral
Father John was on his way to the crematorium,
He was flagged down by a lady near the Emporium.
She asked,"Can you tell me where the hospital is,I'm a nurse?
He told her and then waved at a passing hearse.
"I'm sorry I'm going to have to go."
Not wearing any clerical clothes his occupation she did not know.
"That is my funeral I must get there really fast."
"Oh my dear,my commiserations,I'm sorry today is your last!!"
