Size Matters
When I think
of food and drink
it's no surprise
the question does arise
some say
“The glass is half full”
with accent on the positive
some see
the glass half empty
and focus on the negative
two sides to every story
supposedly that implies
as for me I see
something else entirely
and for size I will apprise
but before I do
I beg of you
allow me one more swig
“Cheers salud prost cin cin”
the glass is too damn big!