Bing arrived at Maternity with his wife Jane ,

Her last delivery was fearful ,a pain.

The doctor said to Bing,

"Relief to your wife I can bring."

 

"We have a machine ,as you are the dad, will transfer the pain to you."

"Great I will do anything to  help my wife get through."

20 percent of the pain at first was transferred to Bing,

"That was great ,I didn't feel a thing !"

 

Bing says,"You can increase it to 50 percent,"

Again nothing  was felt when the pain was sent.

"We can try 100 percent and you might be pain free,"

"That's amazing my love,"said Bing,"no pain transferred to me !"

 

Jane delivered the baby,didn't feel a thing,

A little boy,but didn't look anything like Bing.

As they reached home they were approached by the lady next door,

"I have sad news,the postman has been found dead at your door !"