A soldier ran up to a nun in need,

"Please may I hide under your skirt?"The nun agreed.

Two military police ran by looking for the man,

Down to the town centre they swiftly ran.

 

The soldier crawled out and said,"I don't want to go to Iraq ."

And commented,"You have a great pair of legs,"as he did embark.

The nun watched the soldier as he ran down the hill,

"I don't want to go to Iraq either,"said Bill.