Old Spice
Raking through containers for that
special recipe, I unearthed
these dusty condiments
and shook them off anew.
There was a skinny jar, all sparkly,
full of twisted, withered sticks.
It was once a posh exotic,
but now crumbles in the light.
A baby tub of yellow stuff
had lost the label, so
I've idea what it might do
or how its use would go.
The scary dark and spiky bits
and sporty coloured wraps
were wrinkly and without the juice
that made me want them once.
The ginger so essential
in a spice bag full of life
had become a wrinkled
stump of what it was.
I'll tell you what I really want,
what I really, really want
A new fragrance for my recipe
A zingy spice that bites.
Thank you very much
Thank you very very much
Though I slide you in the trash bin
I recall fine tastes and grin.