1. FROM HERR JOHNSON

2. DO NOT LEAVE THE LOO UNTIL YOU'VE DONE A POO

3. & THEN  STAY IN THE LOO ALL NIGHT & ALL DAY

4. UNTIL THE SOCIALISTS HAVE GONE AWAY

5. DO NOT BREATH

6. AIR CONTAINS GERMS AND IT STINKS

7. PUSH PEOPLE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE SINK

8. DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS.

9. WATER CONTAINS GERMS

19. DO NOT DO ANYFUCKINGTHING I DO OTHERWISE THE ROZZERS WILL BE ONTO YOU.