I look at you and can but smile
and stand so smitten for a while
Your bleating sweetly does beguile;
I only have eyes for ewe

You always light up any field
You're so well-hooved and so well-heeled
Those shapely fetlocks make me yield
I only have eyes for ewe

You really do show style and sass
while ruminating on the grass
I wish I had your taste and class
I only have eyes for ewe

I dream about you in my sleep
Your beauty often makes me weep
I know it only goes wool-deep
But I only have eyes for ewe

I love those things you always do
Your dark brown eyes are baah-my too
and you'd make a tasty stew
Mmm, I only have eyes for ewe

You are the one who floats my boat
You never shill or dare to gloat
unlike the greedy scruffy goat
I only have eyes for ewe

I don't care much for long-necked drama
inflicted on us by the llama
They'd surely make a strange pyjama
So, I only have eyes for ewe

How do you stand there so aloof?
I think you care, but have no proof
You always have me on the hoof
I only have eyes for ewe

You always seem to ring my bell
From up ont' tops, or down int' fell
Will this last? Well, time wool tell
I only have eyes for ewe

In winter I shall brave the weather
we'll neatly bleat as one together
we'll be, you'll see, ewenited forever
I only have eyes for ewe

I've tried to drown myself in beer
and whiskey to get my mind a-clear
But there's no choice - it would appear
I only have eyes for ewe

No matter what I choose to drink
you're the one who makes me think
perhaps I ought to see a shrink
for I only have eyes for ewe

Some, I know, think this absurd
and wonder how all this occurred
They'd choose another in your herd
But I have only have eyes for ewe

And others too do choose to mock
eyes widening in worried shock
Oh let them find another flock
I only have eyes for ewe

I wish I was a handsome ram
or could find a way to give a damn
Oh, let this be my epigram
I only have eyes for ewe