"To the wedding I was forcefully carried,

By my husband, to be unhappily married.

Where the longest sentence was passed by you.

When you looked into my eyes and I said,"I do."

 

I could do anything I wanted before I met him,

Take my dog for a walk,spend time at the gym.

My husband's temper was like living next to a storm,

It went on for so long it became the norm.

 

To drown my troubles became a constant  whim,

But I  couldn't get my husband to go for a swim.

My husband said he wanted more room,

So  I locked him out of our  bedroom.

 

My husband said as he sat in his armchair,

You drive me to my grave,so I said I'd take him there.

He promised to give up his consumption of liquor,

So we renewed our wedding vows and I moved in with the vicar."