Jane is totally distraught,

"My dog has been stollen the thieves must be caught!"

She puts an ad in the paper with a reward of 10,000 pound,

Given to any person if her dog is found.

 

The advert  appears for a full week,

No response,things  look bleak.

Jane asks to speak to the ad rep,"Sorry he is out."

Then asks to speak to his assistant,"Sorry she is out."

"Is there no-one in to respond to my request?"

"No they're both out looking for your dog,as are the rest."