I'm a believer in change

variety the spice of life

sex a classic example

my contortions are rife

 

dog-eared my manual

illustrations now faded

after years of practice

I'm still not too jaded

 

girls get the benefits

novelties they enjoy

nocturnal gymnastics

with an original boy

 

yet some do quibble

my antics not enough

not eager to trapeze

in sex they feel rough

 

my latest shocked me

wants something new

not in my sex manual

what I simply cant do

 

uttered bold as brass:

its gone stale in bed

she smiled how about

some love, she said