The Offended
the unnamable are brought out in chains
amidst all the pomp and circumstance
tiny-minded people
can think of
and some highly religious
person in her diamonds
using a highly-developed
intonation style
reads off a list of the
transgressions in question
the unnameable have their
digits removed one by one
with an industrial bandsaw
dressed up with a strobe for the occasion
audience experiences
delicious catharsis
wrapped up
with a hymn
and leave the stadium feeling relieved
the world is in that much better shape