Jack and Jill were to meet in Australia,

Jack sent a text,"Looking forward to meet ya."

Unfortunately the text went to the widow of a man who had just died.

Jack booked a room at a hotel and sent a second text from the other side. 

The poor woman hears a click on her phone and the message is read,

She screams and in shock drops dead !

The text mistakenly sent read," Looking forward to your arrival my dear,

Everything prepared for you to join me ,really hot down here."