Cottage Cheese
deja vu its just happened again
horrid dimpled orange peel blight
hammer and tongs from the back
unaware of her rump of cellulite
sedentary jobs they're behind it
losing my grip in stark moonlight
pulled away with undiluted relief
shuddering at the feel of cellulite
shame is, her front is pure bliss,
but how can I explain my plight?
she's proud of her plump body,
mayhap is oblivious to cellulite
lapse of concentration I pleaded,
shame-faced at my lack of might:
not happened to me before now.
did not raise the issue of cellulite
ought I to leave her in the dark?
just wish her a hasty goodnight?
or counsel her about her cottage
cheese, that mattress of cellulite
heard she's warning mates I'm
the whey-faced, impotent shite.
how to redeem myself, unless
I spill the beans about cellulite?