Cultured from someones toes

You can tell when it hits your nose

To obtain this chi's a weez

Can you feel it in your knees?

 

Galaxy of Edam swirls in red

Edible pastic like you said

 

Stilton's mini monster mites

Makes me feel like a God

Never gives me a fright

 

Name your cheese and I'll tell you more 

Unless it's a bore son

This cheese I abhor

 

Why compare your Camembert

To the stars in the sky 

Even When they're not there?

 

Though there's cow tau

For your processed know how

Slime so divine

Straight from a bovine

 

We're firmly meant

To ferment the firmament

If we dont ferment the Milky Way

Andromeda wont wait a day