The Carnivore
My Patronus is a weasel.
Wait, what did you say?
A smelly, stinky weasel!
Please make it go away!
My Patronus is a weasel
Google here I come.
Surely this is something,
I can overcome.
Weasels are sly and cunning
With long neck, short legs.
Masters of chaos, with a hint of deceit
Surely this is something I can beat!
My Patronus is a weasel.
Wait, what did Google say?
“Curious by nature, friendly and polite,
A hard-working attitude”
Oh, what a delight!
My Patronus is a weasel.
Yes, that’s what I said!
Now move along now.
Before I bash you on the head!
